Not Actually Hawaiian.
Reblogged from ihatemyparents
I am the coolest one in this family.
“I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS (for candy)”
(Source: nedhepburn)
Reblogged from dontstopbereaving
We get sent on stakeout details for weeks at a time.
We skulk around homes until innocent neighbours drop by to check if the stove is on.
We are Gustavo Fring’s lackies.
We are the 99%.
(Source: dontstopbereaving)
It’s all good man.
Reblogged from mi55hollywood
Baby you’ve been had
I am forever searching high and low
But why does everybody tell me no
Neptune of the seas an answer for me please
The lily of the valley doesn’t knowI lie and wait with open eyes
I carry on thru’ stormy skies
I follow ev’ry course my kingdom for a horseYOU CALLED IT!!! WHO ARE YOU?!
Just a guy with the internet.
Incidentally, apparently there are more subtle hints scattered around:
That’s a school schedule HT is shredding.
Baby you’ve been had
I am forever searching high and low
But why does everybody tell me no
Neptune of the seas an answer for me please
The lily of the valley doesn’t know
I lie and wait with open eyes
I carry on thru’ stormy skies
I follow ev’ry course my kingdom for a horse
But each time I grow old
Serpent of the Nile relieve me for a while
And cast me from your spell and let me go
Messenger from seven seas has flown
To tell the king of Rhye he’s lost his throne
Wars will never cease
Is there time enough for peace?
The lily of the valley doesn’t know
-Queen, Lily of the Valley
“I won”
-Walter White
Reblogged from dontstopbereaving
This is what happens when I move back into my mom’s. By the third day I’m faking sick so I can spend all day making Lego Breaking Bad recreations.
SALUD, MOTHERFUCKERS.
This may well be the best use of Legos since the biology professor on Community got out of prison.
